what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It's blow job season.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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