I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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