OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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