NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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