You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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