i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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