i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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