u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize