I'm going to jail i love you
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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