he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My pussy is not your playground.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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