She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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