we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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