suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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