Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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