We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Help me help you realize you are a moron
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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