We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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