she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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