I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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