Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
