cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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