have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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