the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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