I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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