girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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