I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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