i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Bring me that man meat
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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