Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
be right there i have to get my cape
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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