dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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