Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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