6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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