I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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