dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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