Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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