she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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