id be glad to
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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