Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
