cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I need water and some morals
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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