Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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