dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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