If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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