Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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