Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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