i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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