I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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