then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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