she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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