Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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