I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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