yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
porn star boner night. come get it.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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