if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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