he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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