Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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