I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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