His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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