The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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