i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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