Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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